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The Three R's
The Three R's I'm always telling people about the three R's: Reading, 'Riting and Redneckery. Now I'm pretty good at the first two. It's that pesky third one that has been giving me a hard time. But a couple nights ago I got a chance to practice that one a little bit. Let me share a little story. Friday night I decide to get out of the house and go look for trouble with a friend of mine. So I drive out to his town because I know money is tight for him right now. We decide to hit up the local watering hole. They had a dj that night and he wasn't bad. Played a bunch of music the younger ones in the crowd wouldn't know. Chatted with a couple ladies (knowing full well I wouldn't actually make a move because I'm dumb) and then we decided to go do something stupid. Yes, we were a bit tipsy at that point. So we dive out to this abandoned school that the locals claim is haunted. We part in the back and look around. It's obvious that this is a favorite place for young to hide and get drunk. We collect a bunch of cans and stand them up on this railing. Then we go get the BB gun out of my trunk. Yes. You read that right. And you can probably guess where this is going. I got it from my Brother-in-law when were helping clean out his mom's house so she could sell it. I asked him why he was giving it me and he replied that he had three more. Well okay, then. But getting back to the haunted school. Fter we had fired off a few rounds my buddy had gone to set up more target. And we are joking and having a good time. He says something that makes me laugh even harder and without thinking I squeeze the trigger. And shoot my buddy in the ass. Left cheek. At this point I'm on the ground. My face is red and I can't breathe. I'm laughing. He is laughing. Today he says he wants to do it again Speak the Truth, or make your peace some other way Follow CaptainDilfCT Superhero or pirate? You decide Sorry, I Was Thinking Again |
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