Hi, We've been kicking around here for a while and we've had a few interesting experiences - but we left for a while due to the many BAD experiences we've had.... Now, someone just paged us and was quite rude (and this is the proper way to spell 'losers', you loser....) and I admit that I am getting a little frustrated with the pages. So, in an effort to clear up some of the confusion here are a few points people should read.... First, we ARE a couple - there is a male and a female - I am not making up my wife! At least I hope not. Otherwise there is this strange woman sleeping in my bed right now and I may have just done some things to her that a stranger would find a little forward (and illegal). And no matter how much you guys want to believe it, she isn't making me up either. She is not chatty - I am the talkative one. She does chat, and she does browse through the webcam selection while playing with herself, but she is, by nature, not a talkative per. If you are interested - you're going to have to learn to deal with that. Second, we are slow, patient, secretive, and we will not bow to pressure. As a matter of fact, the opposite of these qualities usually leads to instant dislike. If you are interested in us then please work with us - we are EXTREMELY easy-going people. Third, we are not going to meet you right away - sorry. We have a GREAT sex-life and we don't NEED anyone else to be around, but the idea is something we find something truly exciting. We have had a lot of fun with people through email or on webcam and we would like to keep doing this - as well as meet some people. It still makes me laugh when people give us deadlines - come on, REALLY? I can't speak for my better half but my penis doesn't work that way. Last, but certainly not the least of the points I would like to make - she is not interested in meeting ANY single men. NONE. AT ALL. She doesn't need a 'big dick' because I apparently already have one. She doesn't like demeaning, or abusive talk - and any mention of violence is only going to get a violent reaction from me. She is a sweet, friendly girl who gives all people the benefit of the doubt - I'm the cynical bastard and I'm extremely protective. I still can't get over the number of pages we get telling me how some guy is, "gonna beat that ass until you cum." I got that one an hour ago. Okay, now that I have finished bitching and if there is anyone who is still interested, here is what we are looking for. I like to watch her. A LOT. I like to watch her doing anything sexual - by herself, with another woman, with another man, with another couple - whatever. But I like to watch any attractive women. I'm a big voyeuristic pervert .... and damn proud of it. She, on the other hand, can't sit and watch. I think it might be physically impossible for her to just watch. She is extremely tactile and loves to be touched and touch others. She loves the idea of another woman - but there is really nothing specific other than being with another woman. Her tastes tend toward all women but she has a particular thing for large breasted red-heads - there is a girl that lives on our street that she can't even talk about without blushing (I actually find the whole thing insanely erotic). She also has mentioned that she wants me to have sex with another woman while she sits back and watches - but I'm not sure - I don't think she can just sit and watch!! My perfect fantasy would involve a couple. I would absolutely love sitting back with some good wine (or smoke - sorry, we're not chain smokers but we both smoke cigarettes as well as pot. I realize there are some people against both - c'est la vie - but I would encourage anyone who hasn't had a stoned orgasm to try it once - and not in a standing position!) Anyhow, sitting back with another woman, completely clothed and casual, while we watch my wife fuck the hell out of her husband. Of course, that would be the start of the 'festivities'. Hasn't happened yet, but we're working on it. In the end, write us an email, send us a page (be warned, webcam watching for both of us usually involves a lot of chatting, masturbation and fucking - apparently we miss a lot of pages...), but try and contact us. There is a lot of people that we have met on here that were very nice, friendly and interesting - and we would like to encourage more people to do the same (or anyone that we had started talking to in the past that we lost touch with...there are a few that we are VERY disappointed about losing contact). So - attention, females and couples - We email, we chat, we exchange pictures and videos, we webcam and yes, we occasionally meet up with people. Be patient and we can have some fun. PS - my editor/wife has asked me to define 'not talkative' - her words - "I may not be that talkative, but I certainly make enough noise at the right times to encourage the right action..." She is correct. People for a block around our place know when she's cumming....